i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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