Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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