wake up i wanna do it froggy style
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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