ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize
