what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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