I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I smell stomach acid.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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