let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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