hotel room ftw
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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