I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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