I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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