If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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