i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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