is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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