you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
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