I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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