I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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