he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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