I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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