Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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