Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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