After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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