Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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