Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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