People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Randomize
