I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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