How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
