My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I believe in your delicious
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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