lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
why is half of my head shaved?
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