Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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