you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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