Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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