And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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