i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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