And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
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