I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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