At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
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The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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