Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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