no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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