Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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