I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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