I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
We got so high we made milksteak
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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