Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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