You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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