Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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