I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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