Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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