good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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