The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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