Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
