do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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