Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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