I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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