Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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