I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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