She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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