i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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